Jameson pursed his lips at Clary, giving him a half glare. Not like yours is any better, bumblebee. I’ve been a little busy taking care of our bundle of joy today and he liked pulling on my ear and apparently my hair too. I think I will. How to swear and use manners when necessary?
Clary smiled innocently as he tried to straighten out some of the tangles in his hair. My hair is just getting long. Yours is messy. I’m glad you got to spend the day with him. He’s been worried about you. I like pulling on your hair too so I understand his motive. That’s what I’m already teaching him. Well, that and walking.
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That I don’t mind because my hair is pretty unruly anyway. I think Juniper would be disappointed in me. Dammit, I really want that recipe. I think she’ll try to, but she’ll garden and he’ll play in the dirt.
Clary reached up to run his fingers through Jameson’s hair. It is unruly. I can be disappointed on Juniper’s behalf. Have you forgotten how to use a comb, Jameson? You might have to beg for it. And what should we be teaching him in the mean time?
Thank you, but I prefer to keep my ears the same. I hope she teaches him something more useful, like how to make that special tea of hers. I’m starting to miss it.
We’ll just stick to messing up your hair. It’s much easier to fix. You know she’s going to take that recipe to her grave. She’ll teach him gardening or something.
Exactly, I don’t need a makeover form Lucas right now. I’m glad because I stay this way just for you.
Lopsided ear or no ears, you’ll still always be perfect to me. I won’t let Lucas take your ears though, don’t worry. Nancy might be able to teach him a trick or two. She’s great at taking ears.
I quite like it where it is, it has a purpose on the side of my head. It’d just be in the way if it was on my jaw. That’s why I said I’m as straight as I need to be.
It would get in the way of kisses and blowing raspberries on his tummy. I like you with both ears where they are. And that’s not very straight at all, just the way I like you.
Of course he does. He’s got the eyes on an artist. I think I’m as straight as I need to be, though.
Most definitely, he’s like Picasso so he thinks your ear needs to be on your jaw. I think straight might be the wrong word for you, sunshine.
No, Lucas, even if you pull on my ear harder, it won’t come off.
He just thinks it’s lopsided. He’s trying to straighten you out.
And I still can’t find the washroom.
I think my eyes deceive me. I’m in shock!
"Huh, well;; I guess we’re two of the same then. I like you better than everyone else I’ve met in this shit-hole. I don’t want to be here, and I’m not exactly glad to be part of the rebellion, but I’ve got my own reasons to hate the Capitol. I hate to see the Hunger Games come to an end, but I’ll be twice as happy seeing that fucking Capitol fall.”
If you mean assholes, than quite possibility. I guess I’m privileged to be the likable one for once. It’s not usually me. That’s a contradicting view point, isn’t it? What makes you want the Capitol to fall?